Pregnant Princess Kate Middleton and Mulberry

Miss P scouted The Royal Bump at a royal Scouting Parade a few days ago. Forget Kate Middleton, The Royal Bump, looked like a right regal brat wrapped in none other than Mulberry. Precisely a pastel mint Mulberry coat with gold flower buttons; retail price £1,750/$2669,97.

Kate teams the Mulberry coat, from the Spring 2013 Collection, with LK Bennett nude heels and a clutch, also from the LK Bennett line (Avona clutch). The pastel mint is a good Spring colour, albeit one could ditch the royal hat (Miss P is not a fan) and the court shoes and opt for some white peep-toe sandals.

I cannot imagine what The Royal Bump will choose to wear when it arrives in our world of fashion. Only time will tell...


www.mulberry.com

Megan Fox, Summer, Ray-Bans and Top Gun...

So much to do and so little time to prepare for Summer. With the sun stronger than ever thanks to ozone depletion (oh controversial darlings!) one has to think of sun protection, and a fashionista thinks Ray-Ban Aviators are the ultimate essential. Just the other day foxy Megan was seen wearing a pair of them in LAX airport.

4th April, Ray-Ban Aviators modelled by Megan Fox in where else but the airport!

Even Mr Cowell approves...

But, boy, all I can think about is Tom Cruise in Top Gun with those Aviators... Must be the summer heat getting to me. I feel the need, the need to grab a pair of Aviators. Oh, and if Mr Cruise happens to come along with a pair, I'm not complaining!

'I feel the need, the need to wear a pair of Ray-Ban Aviators'

http://www.tomcruise.com/blog

Got a Spring in my Step with Chloe Susanna Boots

Out with the long winter boots, and oh the dreaded Uggs (for my sanity do not tell me you wear these), now it's time for some cooler shoes, designed to give a Spring in my step. One clue: Chloe Susanna Boots. From Sienna Miller to Halle Berry, they've all got a Spring in their step..

I'm a daring red stud! Nicole Ritchie


With buckles and studs its punk meets rock chic. But they're a little too daring for Miss P-not high enough! 

Halle Berry's just getting on with the day in her approx £850/$1280.52 Chloe Susannas


Oh you Stud Muffin...You know you want me Baby!

http://www.chloe.com

Lauren Conrad Marches in Yellow!

March the first and thoughts of Spring, sunflowers, daffodils, sunshine and Lauren Conrad's yellow Skaist Taylor Pamela Pleated Poplin dress are in the air! 

What better way to spend the 1st of March than at the Cotton’s 24 Hour Runway Show on South Beach in Miami Beach, Florida, in wedges and designer   

Thank goodness those wedges are a subtle nude colour, otherwise the whole ensemble would have been, well, a disaster...

$509.17 / £335.84 Front view (those shoes are a crime!)

Back View V zip

Salsa with Balenciaga

One of my new year resolutions is to take up Salsa dancing. I had to find the perfect outfit to show off my hip swaying and seducing steps. I feared I could not dance without the ideal ensemble. Then I found the perfect pick: The Balenciaga Nicolas Ghesquiere skirt.

Balenciaga Spring 2013

All those ruffles and structured frills, I'll be top of the class!

Not too Posh for Chips

Us fashionistas do like to play it down at times. You know swap the Champagne Brut Perrier Jouet for some red wine, ditch the caviar, swap the Louboutins for some Uggs (ok thats just pushing it) and opting for a battered fish over some sushi a la Posh Spice herself, Mrs Victoria Beckham.

She went down to her local Nottingham Hill chippie, of course in her knee-high Louboutins and a luxury leather tote bag from her very own fashion line.

'Visiting the local chippie is like visiting another planet...'

It's hard to imagine that she eats a whole portion, she's as thin as a ... as a... well as a chip.

http://www.victoriabeckham.com/

Dakota: Innocence 'Naughty' On!

Well well well, Dakota Fanning is all grown up and on the cover of the March issue of Glamour Magazine. I still remember little Fanning in Cruise's 'War of the Worlds'. She is not so little here. Modelling a Marc Jacobs red Mickey Mouse, stomach revealing sweater, 18-year-old Dakota is keen to show she's not so innocent. I'm all for Marc Jacobs, but Mickey Mouse stays with Disney and merry-go-rounds. She teams it with a Jonathan Saunders sequenced skirt.

Naughty but nice? You decide... www.glamour.com

Compare it to Lindsay Lohan's March 2008 devilish Glamour cover. Five years ago: the same month, the same pose, more flesh, still blonde and daring in red...

HAPPY NEW YEAR Greeting!

Happy New Year fluffkins!

Yes I  know it's 23 days late, but I've been preoccupied with the usual New Year shenanigans. 2013 has begun with a bang. We've already seen the inauguration speech from Mr President (Obama the king of Drama), forget his speech, Mrs Obama was wearing a sheer red Jason Wu ball gown, she also chose Jason Wu for the 2009 inauguration speech-Michelle you two timer.

Aren't Democrats blue?!

I've already broken all my new year resolutions...