Dylan of Hollyoaks Pledge of Truth; I Dare you to tell the Truth!

 Hollyoaks Hot Pink Agent Miss P here to compose a report for: (in a booming cinematic voice) 'Hollyoaks DocYou OnlineWeek 1'

Hollyoaks' Dylan has decided to take Hollyoaks online and now he is looking for online stars...Who else would I recommend but Miss P with a 'Y'. Here is his infamous video for the search for an online star:


                   


   After watching that video all I can think is that with a hairstyle like that Dylan is clearly trying to out do the early Bieber side swept look-does not look chic. I'd have to get my fabulous hairstylist Jodie give him a snip and tuck, and hoodies are a no no.

The cute chirpy thing is going on and on about the obvious. In fact, how dare he insult me, of course I would tell the truth...
... Who wouldn't I?-especially on the internet where one is free from the backlash of reaction. I always tell the truth whether online or off. However, I'd stay clear of telling Natasha (my model friend) the ugly truth in person when she's near the bottle, but online, her bony hands with her three inch cheetah nails, (she's overly into her fur- PETA are on the hunt for her with rifles) cannot get anywhere near me.

I say the pledge is pointless for a woman of my high morality, but since I'm not shy of making speeches I'll make the pledge:

OMG!! I soooooo need to add more lip gloss in this shot...

"I Miss P, of the Miss P Gossip.com, solemnly swear I will not touch carbs for another year, for the sake of my tight hips and narrow waistline, and that whenever online I will speak the whole truth and nothing ...talking of truth, Gina Gowles had the most hideous cocktail dress on with a grotesque green bow the size of a large badger on the back. I wanted to tie that bow tightly around her neck, she probably wanted to detract attention from her hubby who was having a mental breakdown, and from her overgrown jaw line..."


On second thoughts, The Pledge of Truth Online may make sense. I put a picture on instagram of my new bargain buy Prada heels and Ms Sandra commented saying how they're the newest range. I was so excited that I decided to wear them for the next party in Wall Street. So there I was in my Chanel ensemble and my new Prada heels when all the girls were drooling after Sandra's feet; she had the newest in range of Prada heels.

The online platform was a way for Sandra to stalk and steal my latest fashion buys with lies.

Dylan's pledge in this case is a wonderful idea ... but can people be honest especially when online? ...

Hollyoaks Online Report TBC

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