Zach Braff Knocks Out Hitched Timberlake from the Race

Timberlake and Biel tie the knot in the Borgo Egnazia Resort, Fasano, Southern Italy two days ago. I admit I had a slight, two minute, emotional let go of my once teenage heartthrob with the mopped hair and whom I altruistically, despite my crush, wanted to live happily ever after with Britney. Clearly I should know from my Roller-Coaster of Love, first loves are never like fairytales, though there are the odd and envious exceptions I hate to admit. Hopefully Timberlake has now found his happy ending.

A Naughty Shot: Clearly too sexy for the Biel to handle...So far...

Yes I hear you say: what does Zach Braff have to do with any of this?

Despite all the uproar over the Timberlake and Biel hitch I bizarrely keep recalling actor/comedian Zach Braff's tweet which was actually how I found out. His tweet: "@zachbraff: Now Justin Timberlake is married, I have been tasked with bringing sexy back. Currently pushing my boobs together." 

Yes I concur with Braff...

...that this is the most salient question: Who will now bring sexy back? I call this role hands down. But what was Mr Braff implying? Does he only feel sexy now that another who once claimed the throne has now being dethroned? Of course not, it was a mere joke, though this does not rule out the fact that he may have man boobs, as he freely admits in the aforementioned tweet. However, what I am getting at  by way of this tangent is that sexiness and the enjoyable feeling of being desirable is merely seen in Mr Braff's tweet as relative. I know this from first hand experience of beauty pageants. Though Mr Braff is implying that now that The Timberlake is hitched he has suddenly lost his sexiness; he is no longer labelled as desirable, but  taken, hitched, married. Mr Braff paints a dull picture of marriage as something where one looses their desirability:  hitched Timberlake is no longer Mr Sexy Back.

I disagree, in theory at least, sexiness should not be deemed as relative. Damn if you don't think you're sexy, who will? I announce loud and proud: I am bringing sexy back, regardless if I'm attached or un.

  Never mind about us, thinking of Mr Braff's tweet we must hope for Biel's sake that Timberlake, not Timberland, doesn't loose his sexiness, else for goodness sake we'll have another celeb divorce looming once again in the air!!.... Though I never tire of a juicy celeb read...

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