MANOLO MONK Flats too Flat or just Fab?!

I unfortunately missed my bus the other day. I saw the bus a mere few metres in front of me, but those mere metres took a god forsaken century to walk, in my six inchers. So I began to think of the possibility of, shock horror: Flat Shoes. My fashion research led me to these:

Manolo Monk Flat Shoes

  The Manolo Monk flat shoes were a possibility, but I was seeing more of the Man in Manolo when it came to flat shoes. However, I was stunned to find strictly heel wearing Victoria Beckham kitted out in these flat Manolos. Perhaps if there is a flat shoe to be convinced by it is these then?!

Yes I am wearing flat shoes...So what?!...

 

  If you are daring...

Online Media A Means to A Good or Bad End?

On with my Hollyoaks Online (DocYou) review. This week we see Maddie and Esther's Peer Supporter Election Debate, which have the same rules as the very recent American Election: the one with the most votes wins.

                   


In the 21st century with Digital and Online media we are all people campaigners. Us Tweeters campaign with sweet tweets to get the most number of Twitter Followers.We hunt to get more Facebook friends, because a low number of Facebook friends is so tragic, even if it means adding those we don't know...

American Election Results No Surprise, But Michelle Obama Wearing A Recycled Dress Is!

The Results are in and Romney was knocked out of the race by, Obama 290 - 203 Romney. (And both knocking down my chances) We all knew that by the time Obama got Ohio (the essential state to get into the White House) he'd won. But Obama being President was so last year-literally. I want to talk about Michelle Obama and a little story about recycling a Michael Kors shiny burgandy dress.

'Yes I'm a dress recycler!'- YEAH!! or NAH?!   Jason Reed/Reuters

Yes Fashionistas, on one of her biggest nights, Michelle Obama repeats an outfit: shock horror...

Pink Protest for Hollyoaks' Agent Miss P to Meet George of Hollyoaks!!

Agent Miss P with  a 'Y' here for Hollyoaks DocYou Week 1.

My verdict on Tilly's video:
The girl is driving me up the wall! I mean, I always go by Daddy. Tilly, I'll give you some advice: Studying=partying, and Daddy's girls always get what they want! The best part of this video is when the video is gatecrashed by some gangster...hmmmm he's a naughty one.
See if you agree with me, her video: http://docyou.e4.com/video-crasher-0

Anyway, forget Tilly, the one with the most sense of the lot is George...
 

               


He has totally captured the essence of life: Fun, Friends and Fashion, and thank goodness he took that scarf off. However...

Celine minx-lined shoes c'est CHICK not CHIC?!

 Fashionistas, my friend who goes by the name, Lady Baba, has recommended this buy: Yellow mink shoes by Celine: 

Feet only fit for Chicks? (Celine at Paris Fashion Week, October 2012)

Ok so Lady Baba is tres outrageous, the question which cries is whether these are far too outrgeous? ...

Gaga for Vintage Chanel !

Check out these Vintage Chanel Pearl Accent Door Knocker Earrings. They say wine (I do like a tipple) tastes better with age, hopefully the same is true for these vintage Chanel earrings...Now vintage men- I daresay that's a whole other story.

Gaga has gone gaga for Vintage Chanel: the older the better?!

I'm a Chanel lover but ...

Dylan of Hollyoaks Pledge of Truth; I Dare you to tell the Truth!

 Hollyoaks Hot Pink Agent Miss P here to compose a report for: (in a booming cinematic voice) 'Hollyoaks DocYou OnlineWeek 1'

Hollyoaks' Dylan has decided to take Hollyoaks online and now he is looking for online stars...Who else would I recommend but Miss P with a 'Y'. Here is his infamous video for the search for an online star:


                   


   After watching that video all I can think is that with a hairstyle like that Dylan is clearly trying to out do the early Bieber side swept look-does not look chic. I'd have to get my fabulous hairstylist Jodie give him a snip and tuck, and hoodies are a no no.

The cute chirpy thing is going on and on about the obvious. In fact, how dare he insult me, of course I would tell the truth...

True Religion is My New Religion !

Oh! Cannot control my excitement over my tres chic new True Religion Eau de Parfum Natural Spray (though not the current season, I'll wear it any season), more so for the Pirate chicness of the bottle and its box...

Smells good too! Very tactile and the bottle top looks awesome.

Check out the box it comes in-I love it...

HOLLYOAKS DOC YOU; I'M GOING TO ROCK YOU

Doc You ... I'm going to ... Rock You

So I can now finally break free from my hold over confidential information. The story begins when I was walking into what I thought was a new fashion mall just down the road from my Hotel during a country escape all the way to Scotland, it turned out to be some kind of art gallery. However, I decided to wander and take a look-I've heard the design of my Vuitton pooch bag may have emanated from what they call art. I soon managed to find my way at the top level of the building and was rushed into a committee type room with free food. I'm not a big foodie- my European top model friend Natasha advises me as to the Oxygen Diet-but I decided to take a nibble and a sip. Then I was suddenly asked for my name. I decided to try and mumble something vaguely common under-breath, but with my piercing eyes of confidence I got through and continued my buffet; food tends to taste better when you don't have to enter a kitchen.

Defo Forget Clogs (fashion crime of the century!!) for there are Only Blogs

And then they began some kind of ceremony about Blogs. I presumed 

they were talking of some uncomfortable shoe like clogs....

JLO Flashes and Kim K's New Revealing Pic!

Yes it's all true, Jennifer Lopez during her concert in Bologna, Italy, on her Tour was there dancing in a nude coloured spangly Zuhair Murad jumpsuit when during a dance routine she revealed her breast. I think she later felt sorry for her British fans, because she again flashed some naughty chest flesh in the same costume (some people never learn!) in the O2 Arena, London, on Monday night. She clearly did not want to leave her British fans out of the fun. I fear it is a severe case of :'Oops she did it again'

This nude jumpsuit comes with accidental flesh baring parts; The Outfit every man wants a woman to wear

Ah saying that Britney line reminds me of where I've seen an outfit similar to JLO's Murad jumpsuit, it is very much like the David Dalrymple nude encrusted ensemble Britney Spears wore for her 2000 VMAs performance...

I'm Hollyoaks New Secret Agent...Oh so Scandilicious: SPOILER ALERT !

Away from the land of dreams and The Hills I tread about in my six-inch hot pink Prada heels. I take a few days trip to Scotland, soaking up the culture and the men with skirts and no underwear.  And then they find me. They don't tell me much, only a few clues to lure me in .... and then ... BANG ... within a flash of an eye I am turned into a Hollyoaks Top Secret Agent with a mission to fulfil and a fluffy pink poodle to feed.

 Well if you don't believe me, check out this one of a kind golden ticket I was handed, and the Hollyoaks top secret event I was Evited to: 

The Official Hollyoaks Secret Agent Document

I know : So Scandilicious. 

Now I warn you if you are a truly faithful Hollyoaks fan you would subscribe or follow me because...

Yves Saint Laurent Golden Cuff for Halloween ...drool....

Hi! Fashionista Miss Petunya with a 'Y' here.

So there I was contemplating what I could possibly wear for Halloween whilst maintaining my chic glamour and fashion sense at all times-Halloween is no excuse for being unfashionable. After much thought I conjured up the image of the outfit of nothing more glamorous than a Greek Goddess in a pure white toga.

The key to making a simple white outfit fashionable is down to the right accessorising-nothing too flashy and overpowering, but nothing too bland.

So what accessory would a Greek goddess wear?! Well, of course Gold! And this Greek Goddess will take none other than this Yves Saint Laurent Gold-plated cuff :

Yves Saint Laurent 'Arty' Collection Gold-Plated Cuff with  Cream Glass Stone (approx £335)

Stunning, to go with a plain white, of course designer, Toga (or perhaps a ball-gown dress-I never was so into Halloween!).

With my fashion celeb-hunting eyes....

My Top Secret: From Hollywood to Oaks… Ssshhhhhhh

No, I haven’t taken to the dark side; this is not some blog about wood or oak trees for that matter, no need to fret. I was on the hunt for something about Hollywood when I came across the British soap opera Hollyoaks and a Top Secret mission regarding the show.

From Hollywood to Hollyoaks

To tell the truth I haven’t watched a soap for at least three years, for I know they can be time consuming and life consuming: I MUST see the next episode to see if Ricardo will admit to Julienne that he had an affair with her best friend who was actually manipulating him for his money, influence and power. Wow just writing that brought back memories of my old soap watching days. Now my addictions seem to be based on getting my hands on the newest trends or receiving important data from real life dramas in the case of ‘Celebville’.

 However, I started to learn more about this Hollyoaks and I couldn’t believe my eyes or ears. ...

Studded Gloves: I want Burberry Before Christmas!!

Fashionista Miss Petunya with a 'Y' here!
It was Kim Kardashian's 32nd Birthday yesterday and I was flash backing on some Kim K fashion and then I came across this:

Kim Kardashian who turned 32 yesterday

No I'm not checking out her overly whiter than white blazer, but her gloves - 3.1 Philip Lim gloves to be precise.  However, these are so 2009! Don't worry, Miss P will keep you fashionable... Check these out:

Zach Braff Knocks Out Hitched Timberlake from the Race

Timberlake and Biel tie the knot in the Borgo Egnazia Resort, Fasano, Southern Italy two days ago. I admit I had a slight, two minute, emotional let go of my once teenage heartthrob with the mopped hair and whom I altruistically, despite my crush, wanted to live happily ever after with Britney. Clearly I should know from my Roller-Coaster of Love, first loves are never like fairytales, though there are the odd and envious exceptions I hate to admit. Hopefully Timberlake has now found his happy ending.

A Naughty Shot: Clearly too sexy for the Biel to handle...So far...

Yes I hear you say: what does Zach Braff have to do with any of this?

Despite all the uproar over the Timberlake and Biel hitch I bizarrely keep recalling actor/comedian Zach Braff's tweet which was actually how I found out. His tweet: "@zachbraff: Now Justin Timberlake is married, I have been tasked with bringing sexy back. Currently pushing my boobs together." 

Yes I concur with Braff...

A SIGHT TO MAKE EYES SORE!!: Rihanna on my Fashion hit list.

OMG! What was she thinking. I fear it is a severe sign Rihanna needs to go to the Mental Rehab after seeing this picture of her yesterday heading to an LA studio in the gear of a slob. I am in dire worry for her sanity! However, I am a bit relieved by the fact that it is a Givenchy coat she has crumpled across her arm, though she needs to use it as a cover up! At least she is carrying a Gucci bag with the USA symbol, but I hope she doesn't represent my homeland in this outfit ...sigh.. Clearly money still doesn't buy chic ness !

OH THE HORROR!!

HELLO! : My very first blog.

Hello, I am Miss P and I'll be Blogging about all things celebrity and fashionable, beauty and health and all those complicated relationships, but with some bite-well a lot!

I mean who could not obsess over how big those Jolie Pitt lips are or how the Aniston managed to look as thin as a rake-something surely must be fake, and it's my duty to find all the tricks and trades of how to get hot and to make you avoid all that's not.

We all know what's on the inside is what counts but how true and applicable is this in the real world? As a woman, out and about in the town (in some Louboutin heels of course) I'll reveal the deeper meanings behind the seemingly insignificant.

And of course I will advise you all that there is more to what meets the eye!

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